>I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not
>having anything to drink
>despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made to me:
>
>Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
>
>Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
>
>Answer: "tea please"
>
>Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice
>tea or green tea ?"
>
>Answer : "Ceylon tea "
>
>Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
>
>Answer : "white"
>
>Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
>
>Answer : "With milk "
>
>Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
>
>Answer : "With cow milk please.
>
>Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
>
>Answer: " Aaggman I will take it black. "
>
>Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
>
>Answer : "With sugar"
>
>Question :" Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
>
>Answer : "Cane sugar "
>
>Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
>
>Answer : "Aagh man! forget about tea just give me a glass of water
>instead."
>
>Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "
>
>Answer : "Mineral water"
>
>Question : "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
>
>Answer : "Gee! I give up just forget about everything."